So, this Friday I'm officially unemployed. Being unemployed is quite intollerable and i've turned to Prozac for help. It's my first prescription drug addiction and it seems to be having an effect. I've been on it for a few weeks and i'm sleeping better and smoking less. I'll be sane soon and hopefully i'll be able to go on package holidays to Greek islands and actually enjoy myself. Anyway, to celebrate the glamour of a Prozac addiction i've decided to take a few personality quizes. There are some serious flaws in my Being:

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||| 18% Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 78% Schizotypal |||||| 30% Antisocial |||||||||||| 46% Borderline |||||||||| 34% Histrionic |||||||||| 38% Narcissistic |||||||||| 38% Avoidant |||||| 30% Dependent |||| 18% Obsessive-Compulsive |||| 14%

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50% is average so it's not as bad as it looks. Here's Zbornak's test results and as you can see he's more fucked than I am. I surprised myself by only scoring 78% for Schizoid personality disorder.

Ethics:
Do you, like me, ever wonder which philosopher/s you're most like? Here are my results:
1. Cynics (100%)
2. John Stuart Mill (96%)
3. Jean-Paul Sartre (83%)

I'd just like to say that i've had Sartre's Being and Nothingness beside my bed for the past two years and I haven't read a page of it. I also scored 8/10 on this quiz meaning my Mickey Mouse pseudo-degree diploma was worth every penny.

Issues:

I have issues with...

patience health society fame mother

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